If I told you that I was sitting down to watch a movie starring Robert De Niro, Bruce Willis, Stanley Tucci, John Turturro, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener, and Robin Wright Penn, what would you think? Let me answer that for you, you would think I was sitting down to a fabulous movie. Instead, I was left wondering What Just Happened?
In a nutshell, this is a film about Hollywood and the manic lives which make it go around. Perhaps I said that wrong, it's a satire about Hollywood...or...I have no idea what it is.
It's really just a hodge podge and a hot mess of a story told by a bunch of self indulgent nauseating fools. Like any of us need to see just how "rough" life is in Hollywood? Like any of us can relate? Or if any of us really care?
Do us a favor and tell us stories about aliens or something, just stay away from your "real life" satires and stories.
Give me a break with this mess. Skip this, or you will be wondering What Just Happened to the last 100 minutes of your life. 2 stars, simply because De Niro was in it. But he is trying my patience as well. This could not have been more predictable...
Oh, and if you are going to cast Moon Bloodgood, at least have the common decency to give her something to work with. She was the only good thing about Journeyman. WHY IS SHE NOT IN MORE MOVIES? Damn, Hollywood pisses me off sometimes.
Those three pictures were better than the movie. Go ahead, I will take the criticism. Fire away!
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I wish I read this review before I picked up the movie today! I suppose I will still watch it, but, I'm already thinking I'll be disappointed. :(
If you don't mind wasting 100 minutes then no worries! I kept waiting for it to improve, sadly it never did.
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